Quickie Post #1 ... Delusion
July 2, 2026
I’m both foolish and delusional, or maybe it’s delusional and foolish.
This site was born to shine a light on the book I wrote — the one meant only for casting and production.
And look, I’m 112% sure that if I ever made it to LA Finals, they’d cast me.
I have a superpower where people assume I’d be great at whatever they do.
Garbage man? “You’d be amazing at this.”
Podiatrist? “You’d be a natural.”
Dog groomer? “You’ve got the touch.”
So, at casting finals, that becomes: “This guy would make a great castaway.”
But here’s the rub… I’ve got a knack — but I’m also old enough that I bought Get the Knack when it came out. So maybe I’ve aged out. Maybe the window closed.
But here I am — still typing, still dreaming, still delusional enough to think maybe, just maybe, the universe misplaced my casting call.
— Sven